Hi, I'm Dinger. Career = youth worker. Dream career = professional footballer or Cadbury's taste control officer. Youth work credentials = ten-pin bowling average of 120, regular coffee consumer & charmer of old ladies. Interests = my wife Andrea, food, cricket, Newcastle Utd football team (have sympathy, it was a moment of madness in my teens and I was too stubborn to swap allegiance & jump on a more successful bandwagon). Dislikes = babies (very boring, don't do any tricks or tell many jokes), Gillian McKeith & negative, moany people.